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Guerilla Aspies: A Neurotypical Society Infiltration Manual
by Paul Wady - £11.99 Dark Windows Press (2014)
paperback
ISBN 13: 9781909769076 | ISBN 10: 190976907x
Weird, emotional, staring, unpredictable and highly irrationally unstable. Welcome to the world of normal people. Got friends? Like laughing at less intelligent or capable people? Enjoy loud music and eating new food? Think a change is as good as a rest? Of course not, but this is the world of 'them'. The Neurotypicals. The so-called normal people. The majority of the people on our planet were born this way, whether some of us like it or not.
Now at last this unique book will explain how to 'blend in' - a Neurotypical survival skill - and be accepted as ordinary in any given situation. This exhaustive work outlines all scenarios and social possibilities.
You too can:
Make pointless small talk.
Get mutually emotional.
Listen to people (despite always having something more interesting to say).
Work in jobs in open plan offices, and know why your colleagues behave the way they do.
Sit straight for seconds on end.
Go to parties and have sex with complete strangers!
(Or just go to parties. Or just have sex with strangers. Or combine the two for an interesting social event.)
Discover how bad my old Polytechnic was.
Insult others lack of abilities and normality compared to yourself and 'your group' - just like ordinary people do!
Not follow routines and rituals (REALLY!)
BE A NORMAL PERSON.
(Price & availability last checked: October 2015)
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