by The Secret Footballer - £8.99 Guardian Faber Publishing (2016)
paperback ISBN 13: 9781783350605 | ISBN 10: 1783350601
Forgive your enemies, they say. Keep their addresses and keep notes, I say.
In Access All Areas, you'll learn how to buy three Premier League points for just GBP25,000, what it's really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, and why every footballer in the country shuddered when they heard about the Ched Evans case. Add to that The Secret Footballer's no-holds-barred tour of the country's Premier League clubs - telling us what it's like to play in each ground and revealing the one that all players really hate to go to - and you get an entertaining glimpse into a world that's normally off-limits to the fans.
Unapologetically opinionated, witty and honest, Access All Areas is every thinking fan's guide to the beautiful game. I am The Secret Footballer and all bets from here on in are off...
(Price & availability last checked: August 2016)